Jan. 13th, 2004
"I can't believe I forgot to thank so many people. Let me start by thanking Optimus Prime, he is the best friend who happens to be a robot/semi-truck I have ever had. I need to thank Sterling Platts, who I foolishly forgot earlier. Even though Sterling is now the richest man in the world, and has since forgotten all about me in favor of his seven or eight trophy wives, I must thank him because he is forever endeared to me for buying me dinner at Hooters that one time. I would like to thank the entire drama department of Dillard High School in Ft. Lauderdale, FL. for allowing me to see the true beauty of "Romeo and Juliet" with an all Cuban and Puertorican Cast. Bravo! Viva la theatra!
I would like to thank the ghost of Richard Pryor for following me around daily and calling me "honky."
I would like to thank John Rocker, Trent Lott, Jesse Helms, and Rush Limbaugh for their example of tolerance. Thanks guys! You remind me everyday that love does indeed see no color, because love is blind, because love has syphillis.
I would like to thank the fine people at Cosi's for inventing "squagles" the square bagle. No longer will I be part of a generation held down by the tyranny of round, and it is all thanks to Cosi's.
I would like to thank the metric system, trapper keeper, The original "Saved by the bell" cast, and John Hughes.
I would like thank all the men that have taught me how to be a patient and caring boyfriend. Mike Tyson. O.J. Simpson. Latrell Sprewell. Kobe Bryant. Thanks guys. You have been such an example for all young men to follow.
I would like to thank the person that should have been mentioned before. The person I can not believe I forgot. The person who single handedly guided me in the direction of greatness.
I would like to thank this person from the bottom of my heart. I would like to thank the man who truly "blows," Kenny G.
Kenny, baby, I am so sorry for leaving you out of the thank you's when I was on stage. I hope you will forgive me and take me back into your loving arms again."
"I can't believe I forgot to thank so many people. Let me start by thanking Optimus Prime, he is the best friend who happens to be a robot/semi-truck I have ever had. I need to thank Sterling Platts, who I foolishly forgot earlier. Even though Sterling is now the richest man in the world, and has since forgotten all about me in favor of his seven or eight trophy wives, I must thank him because he is forever endeared to me for buying me dinner at Hooters that one time. I would like to thank the entire drama department of Dillard High School in Ft. Lauderdale, FL. for allowing me to see the true beauty of "Romeo and Juliet" with an all Cuban and Puertorican Cast. Bravo! Viva la theatra!
I would like to thank the ghost of Richard Pryor for following me around daily and calling me "honky."
I would like to thank John Rocker, Trent Lott, Jesse Helms, and Rush Limbaugh for their example of tolerance. Thanks guys! You remind me everyday that love does indeed see no color, because love is blind, because love has syphillis.
I would like to thank the fine people at Cosi's for inventing "squagles" the square bagle. No longer will I be part of a generation held down by the tyranny of round, and it is all thanks to Cosi's.
I would like to thank the metric system, trapper keeper, The original "Saved by the bell" cast, and John Hughes.
I would like thank all the men that have taught me how to be a patient and caring boyfriend. Mike Tyson. O.J. Simpson. Latrell Sprewell. Kobe Bryant. Thanks guys. You have been such an example for all young men to follow.
I would like to thank the person that should have been mentioned before. The person I can not believe I forgot. The person who single handedly guided me in the direction of greatness.
I would like to thank this person from the bottom of my heart. I would like to thank the man who truly "blows," Kenny G.
Kenny, baby, I am so sorry for leaving you out of the thank you's when I was on stage. I hope you will forgive me and take me back into your loving arms again."
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